*Genie appears*
Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes. What is your first wish?
Man: More wishes!
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes.
Man: More genies!
Genie: Well... f*ck.

if I had gun only 2 bullets and was alone in a room with saddam huissene, osama bin laden and justin bieber. I would shoot justin bieber......twice

teacher asked a boy named Billy, "Look, the equation is simple.
I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 bottles in the other. What do i have?
The boy answered,
A Drinking problem?

Engineers Anthem

Hum Honge All Clear,

Hum Honge All Clear,

Honge All Clear Ek Din,

OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas,

Pura hai vishwas,

Hum hoge all clear ek din.